So, my friend Neil was telling me about the various crops that his mom grows in Hawaii. He said that she grows papayas, but that they “Summon Wolf Spiders”. I love that they “summon” them rather than just attract them. Now I want to grow papayas so I have the power to summon something. Then I will have an army of Wolf Spiders and take over McKinney. I’d heard Wolf Spiders won’t actually hurt you. We had hundreds of them in/around our house in Plano. Then again, “I’d heard” that from “my mom”, so for all I know, they can kill you with a look. I’d probably summon thousands of them with my acres of papaya crops and then not be able to control them and I’d die in a spider attack, which would be un-fun.