A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Bank…

Ron: “I wouldn’t light that cigarette.”
Jen: “Why not?”
Ron: “Because if you roll down the window, someone could drive by and spash you with icy slush.”
Jen: *eyeroll*…”Whatev.”

…3 seconds later…

*SPLOOOOSH!!*

Jen: “AAARGH!!”
Ron: “I told you.”
Jen: “Shut up, asshole!”
Ron: “Aren’t you going to close the window?”
Jen: “Duh, no, what are the odds of that happening again?”

…3 seconds later…

*SPLOOOOSH!!*

Jen: “AAAARRGH!!!” *sputtering, slush in mouth*
Ron: “You’re a retard.”
Jen: “Shut UP, Ron!!”
Ron: “Fine, I’ll move over to the right lane so no cars come by on your side.”
Jen: “thanks.”

…3 seconds later…

*SPLOOOOSH*…DRIVERS side, across the windsheild, through my open window.

Jen: “AAAARRRRRGHHH!! Seriously! How is that even possible?!?”
Ron: *Laughing*… I love being right!”
Jen: “FINE, I’ll put it out. Shut up Ron.”

…1 minute later…

Ron: “Hey, can you light me a cigarette?”. *mutters under his breath*..”I’ll need your window open instead of mine. Safety reasons”.

SHUT UP, RON!!!